It's Really Time To Update That Picture.

But, I'm pleading "Status Quo".

My Ex Best Friend

A fashion faux pas.

Why I Don't Like Soda?

Once again, I ponder my childhood.

How I Got Into The Horse Business

This one's for Nate...

You Might Be A Redneck IF...

Target Practice, Redneck Style

I'm Friendly, But Not Saev Ho'alohaloha (friendly)

Since it's a bit melodic, this is an "Ode to Saev".

When You're Home Alone Watching UFO's In Illinois...

Coincidence? You decide.

A Long Strange Trip

Without Some Strangeness, Our World Would Be A Boring Place.

Parents Just Don't Understand

I'm nobody special, I just pay attention.

Remembering 9/11/01

I do say "um" a few times, but other than that, I think it's an OK post.

I Like A Good Joke, BUT...

Discliamer: The accent sometimes used is supposed to be from South Carolina.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

A trip to the archives...

Pride Is Not Beautiful